February 2012
26 posts
I hate having awesome dreams because when I wake up I realize none of it was real and how boring my life is.
My favorite class is now Chem.
What has happened to me.
Reading hurts.
awesomecrazylady:
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
… Or a fanfic/manga.
Possible stomach flu you are the best.
Ok lol I think its bowel obstruction. Feeling full and not being able to poo is the best.
January 2012
47 posts
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
More laughs here
half the jokes i make in chem. -_-
“Being fluent in millions of forms of communication did not guarantee an...”
– Agents of Chaos I: Hero’s Trial (via joelle-rose)
tiffanykwok:
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WAIT YOU SAW KITTY AT KING OF THAI!?!??! CAUSE I WAS THERE!!!!
Meeting my shadow at 12.
Not excited. At all.
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
danielgogo:
Brian I just got 99 points for using the word Booze.
Sandy I guess using “booze” is a good thing kekekeke
I was 40 points ahead of you. Now you’re 70 points ahead of me. I hate this game. I’m throwing away my ipod and moving to Mars.
